Tag: spoof
group name: muslin
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May 29, 2008 02:32 PM EDT --
If, like me, you are constantly searching for ways to make the world a better place, you may have stumbled across an article on The Daily Green website ( www.thedailygreen.com/green-homes/latest/vodka-uses-460424 . . . more
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September 07, 2008 03:05 PM EDT --
Portable crappers, and phat gangsta rappers
Overdressed lawyers, who think that they're dapper
Blonde second wives who are festooned with bling-
These are a few of my least . . . more
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December 19, 2007 09:15 AM EST --
NEW YORK. A study released this week indicating that people who suffer from dyslexia are more likely to rise to the top in the corporate world has business leaders buzzing and headhunters riffling . . . more
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December 20, 2007 04:49 PM EST --
BOSTON. At the Borders Bookstore in downtown Boston, the lines snake around the building with holiday shoppers making last-minute purchases. Sometimes the contrasts are striking, as ramrod-straight . . . more
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March 10, 2008 03:16 PM EDT --
ALBANY, New York. Crusading New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today demanded a complete investigation into his involvement in a prostitution ring, saying he would not rest until he had determined . . . more
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May 09, 2008 09:22 AM EDT --
DAYTONA BEACH. This city on Florida's west coast has been the headquarters for NASCAR since the stock car racing giant was first formed in 1948. "Some cities looked at us when we . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . . more
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April 01, 2008 05:19 PM EDT --
Do you have limp, drab-looking hair? It may be because you subscribe to common hair-care myths that styling professionals and hair-care scientists have debunked through careful study. . . . more
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August 01, 2008 08:10 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. This city, home to the world's largest urban population of pigeons, has encountered a new problem in its continuing effort to get cars off the streets and their passengers on their . . . more
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August 01, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
The 2008 Summer Olympics open next week in Beijing, and over the course of the games we will be bombarded with invidious comparisons between America and China--how their air is more polluted than . . . more
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August 04, 2008 01:01 PM EDT --
HOUSTON. Biblical scholars have debunked a Houston minister's claim that a Cheeto-brand snack he almost ate was made in the image and likeness of Jesus Christ , saying that the Shroud . . . more
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December 27, 2007 09:12 AM EST --
Like many children who grew up in the late 1950's, I was exposed to countless hours of television commercials pushing candy, soft drinks and sugary cereals on my impressionable young stomach. . . . more
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January 07, 2008 09:41 AM EST --
NEWTON UPPER HILLS, Mass. This suburb to the west of Boston boasts a highly-educated population with a love of reading, as well as a large population of dogs. "We're not called the . . . more
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February 14, 2008 09:06 AM EST --
The impending switch from analog to digital television, made necessary by magnetic death rays emanating from the THX 1138 spiral galaxy, has caught many consumers unawares. How can you be sure you . . . more
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March 10, 2008 06:07 AM EDT --
Girl Scouts in Akron, Ohio are taking vigorous steps to collect debts owed by adults who fail to pay for cookies. Associated Press
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March 12, 2008 08:04 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. Embattled New York Governor Eliot Spitzer today named an independent, bi-partisan panel of three babelicious sex industry representatives to investigate charges that threaten to end a . . . more
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March 25, 2008 02:45 PM EDT --
WASHINGTON. Confronted with conflicting claims by eyewitnesses, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today admitted she may have misspoken when she claimed to have led Allied forces . . . more
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April 23, 2008 08:11 AM EDT --
WILTON, Connecticut. In this leafy suburb of New York, it is possible to go for months without seeing one's next-door neighbors, says A.J. "Tony" Ward, a long-time resident. . . . more
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May 18, 2008 04:56 PM EDT --
BOSTON. The worlds of modern ballet and stock car racing have rarely, if ever, intersected, but there's always a first time, says Jimmy Ray Haggart, a mechanic at Mel's Auto Service in Tuscaloosa, . . . more
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