Tag: comedy
group name: muslin
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May 29, 2008 02:32 PM EDT --
If, like me, you are constantly searching for ways to make the world a better place, you may have stumbled across an article on The Daily Green website ( www.thedailygreen.com/green-homes/latest/vodka-uses-460424 . . . more
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September 07, 2008 03:05 PM EDT --
Portable crappers, and phat gangsta rappers
Overdressed lawyers, who think that they're dapper
Blonde second wives who are festooned with bling-
These are a few of my least . . . more
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June 21, 2008 10:53 AM EDT --
MAYNARD, Mass. In a darkened room, Rose Alba Mercurio sits in a comfortable chair and repeats the words she hears on a self-hypnosis tape especially prepared for her by a local support group. . . . more
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July 10, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Boston--City of Big Shoulders!
No wait--that's Chicago. Boston's the City of Round Shoulders, because of the number of bookish types who live here. That's why I joined . . . more
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August 01, 2008 08:10 AM EDT --
NEW YORK. This city, home to the world's largest urban population of pigeons, has encountered a new problem in its continuing effort to get cars off the streets and their passengers on their . . . more
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August 01, 2008 11:31 AM EDT --
The 2008 Summer Olympics open next week in Beijing, and over the course of the games we will be bombarded with invidious comparisons between America and China--how their air is more polluted than . . . more
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June 23, 2008 04:42 PM EDT --
In the summer of 1978, I worked as an intern in Washington, D.C. and would frequently walk past the White House on my lunch hour. There I would encounter, as you may today, protestors of various . . . more
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July 11, 2008 10:43 AM EDT --
I have an unerring eye for fashion, if I do say so myself. Which I just did.
Resort wear: To be worn only as a last resort.
If you want to know what's "happening" . . . more
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July 30, 2008 10:29 PM EDT --
Restaurant chain Bennigan's has filed for bankruptcy under Chapter 7 in the Eastern District of Texas, Yahoo Business News.
BAILIFF: Oyez, oyez, oyez, whatever in the hell that means. . . . more
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July 31, 2008 09:01 AM EDT --
Your wedding--or at least your first wedding--should be the most glorious day of your life. But you only get out of your wedding what you put into it! The Wedding Lady is here to help . . . more
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August 17, 2008 08:21 PM EDT --
BEIJING. Confronted with a certified copy of her birth certificate by Chinese officials, Olympic silver medalist Dana Torres today admitted that she is not 41 years and that she added . . . more
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June 19, 2008 11:39 AM EDT --
The grandparents were in town last weekend, and because of a recent segment on 20th century American history at their school, my kids were more engaged in nightly dinner conversation than usual.
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September 06, 2008 05:20 PM EDT --
AUSTIN, Texas. Suzee Bullens was one-half of the group Kid Sister, which scored a gold record in 1987 with "Love Like Totally Sucks". "For awhile there I had everything going . . . more
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May 30, 2008 08:35 AM EDT --
Scientists have determined that a tiny freshwater organism known as the "bdelloid rotifer" gave up sex 40 million years ago. And you thought the spark had gone out of your . . . more
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June 01, 2008 12:26 PM EDT --
GREEN RIDGE, Mo. Sam Jones has been a grain buyer in this small town for nearly four decades, but he wears an expression of concern as he watches farmers make purchases for the . . . more
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June 22, 2008 10:13 AM EDT --
LEE'S SUMMIT, Mo. Jim Hutchinson would prefer it if you set your cell phone on vibrate and kept your handheld device on mute. He doesn't like car horns, and when he goes . . . more
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June 29, 2008 12:17 PM EDT --
GREEN RIDGE, Missouri. Brooke Bennett grew up in this tiny hamlet nestled among fields of sorghum, lespedeza and timothy. "It was great to be a kid here," she says of a childhood . . . more
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July 09, 2008 08:54 AM EDT --
Lately, a lot of people want to know my name. The " barista " at Starbucks. The guy behind the counter at Peet's Coffee. "Can I have a name for that order?" . . . more
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July 15, 2008 10:02 AM EDT --
HALAB, Syria. Angered by a cover of The New Yorker magazine that shows Barack and Michelle Obama dressed as terrorists, demonstrations erupted here and elsewhere throughout the Arab world due to . . . more
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July 25, 2008 09:29 AM EDT --
Unless you're one of those organisms like the bdelloid rotifer that gave up sex forty million years ago because of their kids' early-morning hockey games, sexual intercourse is an essential . . . more
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